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il y a 9 heures
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somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.


Im laughing so hard omg

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

themaleanachronism:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

tastysoup:

honchcrow:

#but when are they hiring?

This is like the most urgent sign I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

Whereas this is the most passive-aggressive sign.

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Im laughing so hard omg

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(Source : lindsaylohanthony)

il y a 1 jour
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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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il y a 1 jour
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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

il y a 1 jour
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godden:

confirmed

godden:

confirmed

il y a 2 jours
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potato-baked:

Girl code

potato-baked:

Girl code

(Source : cracksters)

il y a 2 jours
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— It’s the World Wide Web
il y a 2 jours
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seeminglydeepstatement:

somefantasticallies:

vivalatrench:

mrsugarpink:

rapewhistled:

followmehome:

It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.

It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.

It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.

It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…

its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…

it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.

It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race

It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”

Maybe it’s Maybelline 

il y a 2 jours
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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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il y a 3 jours
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vinegod:

Now hiring happy people by Jessi Smiles

il y a 3 jours
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(Source : 30rockasaurus)

il y a 3 jours
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crowleys-naughty-fallen-angel:

tumblingrandomly:

bloodyshae:

moarrrmagazine:

Oooops! Do you know what your kids are reading?
Inappropriate Books For Kids That Actually Exist

Omfg laughed so hard

What the fuck?!

The dog in the last one, looks mildly concerned.

il y a 4 jours
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wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

wolfbruh:

so thats what its called

(Source : danbutt)

il y a 5 jours
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shirane-hotoke:

How to Plant a Beautiful Garden 

(Source : vine.co)

il y a 5 jours
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il y a 5 jours
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melociraptors:

satsunon:

when you wait for the beat to drop before you start throwing snacks at people

idk what this is but I love it

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